dazai has a plan

Some anime fans use "Dazai has a plan" as a joke. People use this when their favorite character is dying and they need to cop.

-Bro character name just died 😭😭😭
-Dw Dazai has a plan

by AlexisNess'_no.1fan December 30, 2023

plan stressed

making too many plans for one time, where you then need to decide what you are actually going to do. in fear of making the wrong decision, or hurting someone's feelings, you stress over what to do, thus making you plan stressed.

Man, I'm supposed to go to three different parties on Friday, I'm totally plan stressed.

by ChelBro August 6, 2007

Pillow Plans

Plans that someone who never follows through with anything or finishes what they start makes or just continuously talks about just have something talk about; plans that are nothing but fluff because the person that made them never follows through

When you have a friend that always talks about getting a job and going to college but doesn’t actually get up and put forth effort to do so is someone who makes “pillow plans”—nothing but fluff

by Mami.abri February 17, 2019

Plans

When your all lazy fucks and Cullen creates these for your enjoyment

Wow I’m such a cunt and Cullen is so great and makes all of the plans

by Lukas is stupid July 13, 2022

I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass

I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers

by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022

Republiscape Plan

A proposed course of action for temporarily or permanently leaving the United States in the event that Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, or another regressive, bellicose, and bigoted Republican is elected President.

Whether it's applying for dual citizenship, letting a travel visa lapse, becoming a Reverse Russian Mail-Order Bride, or chancing Ebola by becoming a Liberian Missionary, you had better hash out your Republiscape Plan before November, Consuela.

by OhIGetIt September 6, 2016