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Steal a Phone

A competitive Olympic sport in which a regular child (Typically in a UK Secondary School) will attempt to steal a chav's phone from Bradford, in hopes not to be shanked by a sharp shard of glass or beaten by his gang of Sixth Form Chavs.

Partaking in this event comes with dire consequences, such as broken bones, deep cuts from glass and severe beatings and pummelling's.
"Help! I've been stabbed!"
"Did you try and steal a phone from Bradford again?"
"Yeah..."
by Sooty_ January 2, 2021
mugGet the Steal a Phonemug.

sonic phone

another way of saying something is cool.
friend #1: i just got a new phone
friend #2: thats sonic phone
by fartsing February 15, 2021
mugGet the sonic phonemug.

Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.
A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.
by JWSTigre April 18, 2010
mugGet the Beer-Phonesmug.

Business Phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 20 or more girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Jarret has girls at his house every night. I heard his Business Phone is bigger than 100 girls
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
mugGet the Business Phonemug.

Phone Letter

A text message, usually a really long text message. Most commonly sent by angry white women.
My main chick just sent me another phone letter. I better put my phone on charge.
by White Hawk1 April 8, 2022
mugGet the Phone Lettermug.

Phone Rape

When your friend is continuously calling you every 2 minutes to clear a doubt right before an exam
Friend:Hey man, what's a lodestone?
You:Man will you stop this fucking Phone Rape??This is like the 69th time.
by HandleSwag February 22, 2015
mugGet the Phone Rapemug.

Phone Jockie

A person who is always using their mobile/smart phone, usually in the presence of family or friends, but has the ability to remain skillfully involved in the group's proceedings.
She's being a Phone Jockie
by stussi_52 October 7, 2010
mugGet the Phone Jockiemug.

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