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Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.
A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.
by JWSTigre April 18, 2010
mugGet the Beer-Phonesmug.

Stunt-phone

When a 'working-girl' carries several cell phones, with the phone in which she receives her 'business calls' from her 'Johns', being called the stunt-phone.
Damn, that blue-eyed working girl, carries 3 cell phones, how many 'stunt-phones' does a 'Ho' need?
by The beast 1990 May 14, 2011
mugGet the Stunt-phonemug.

Phone Muppet

A small minded human or idiot, who is always on their phone as their phone controls them as if they were a Muppet.
*Shane* See Brodie and Jordan, they just play on their phones all lesson. They're Phone Muppets.
by Jordan Cooke June 11, 2018
mugGet the Phone Muppetmug.

Phone heads

Man these phone heads gotta nother ting coming
by Hmug February 10, 2021
mugGet the Phone headsmug.

cum phone

A cum phone is when Alyssa touches her phone to type with the hand she uses to masterbate, while in the middle of masturbation.
by lolpooperaiz April 16, 2023
mugGet the cum phonemug.

phone zoned

When a woman specifically expresses her disinterest in a potential suitor by incessantly playing with her phone. It is a passive form of rejection for a guy who will find his remaining dignity in the friend zone.
Tim thought he had an opportunity to smash with Madison but she phone zoned the hell out of him.
by JustKiddingFool June 2, 2015
mugGet the phone zonedmug.

Cell Phone

A portable, handheld mobile device called a celluar phone - although it is rarely used as an actual phone to make/receive calls
Common uses: texting, sexting, social media posts, check the time, taking selfies or other pics of interest, check the temperature, get directions, track your significant other, write yourself a reminder, check your email, flashlight to get your doorkey in the hole, look up word meanings ie Urban dictionary, see your bank balance, transfer a few bucks to your friend for the dutch treat Pizza, ordering Domino's delivery, summoning an Uber ride, personal calendar, playing games such as Candy Crush while waiting for your friend to pump gas, shopping at Amazon, eBay, wish, etc....
Guy: "do you know what time it is?"
Girl: "check your cell phone, yo"

Betty: "where is your girlfriend tonight?"
Bill: "I don't know, let me check my GPS tracker on my cell phone."

Girl 1: "are you seriously taking a pic of that blank wall with your cell phone?"
Girl 2: "no, haha. It's a selfie."
(Girl 3 quickly photo bombs)
by 2econdly August 8, 2020
mugGet the Cell Phonemug.

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