by PenguinsAttention April 12, 2020
A woman who doesn’t have a child of her own or who has been dismissed by her child so she hovers over someone else’s child to make up for what she doesn’t have.
n. She could’ve had children but she just wants to be a penguin.
v. She has a child who doesn’t listen so she penguins that other kid.
*it should be noted that a “penguin” is a relative of the mother hen”.
v. She has a child who doesn’t listen so she penguins that other kid.
*it should be noted that a “penguin” is a relative of the mother hen”.
by ThatsAnnoying January 09, 2023
A lovable animal that lives in Antartica. You can own a penguin with lots of paperwork and permits. They are a social animal. Ty warner invented beanie boos. He released original waddles in 2009.
by Emkuda November 25, 2018
An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.
President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”
Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”
President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”
President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
by AtusticTrtl September 04, 2022
by Sass Squatch November 11, 2018
BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.
by DrinkBleachIfYouAreSad February 11, 2020
its the best animal alive
penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin for for for for for for for life life life life life life
by darealpenguin December 02, 2020