Attending a Nuisance Party

A bullshit law/ticket made up for police to hand out to anybody that is at a party considered to be a "nuisance", primarily in college towns. It takes money from college students, who don't have money anyways, so that the police can meet their quota.

In Big Rapids, MI, over 75 people recieved an "attending a nuisance party" ticket at 409 Michigan. It cost $115!

by NuisancePartier April 24, 2006

donner party

1. An expedition through the Sierra Nevada Mountains in the 1800's that ended in cannibalism to survive.
2. A nice little get-together where you eat your guest when you get hungry.

"I'm friggin starving, who's up for a donner party?"

by You'll know in time July 1, 2005

hurricane party

Occasion that occurs in the south during the event of a Hurricane. Alcohol and other drugs are likely to be consumed at this party. The host of the party invites people, not only to party with but to help clean out his freezer and refrigerator before power goes out and the host's food rots and goes to waste.

"Hurricane party at my place! Alcohol check! Fully stocked refrigerator and freezer from WalMart not even three days ago check...fuck my life!"

by TheRealSeth August 26, 2012

pork party

A gathering where hoggers hope to hook up with fat chicks. A fat bagging and plumpfuck fiesta. A good place for getting fat bitched. The place to find Omega Mu action or FFB play. A party for playing nail the whale. A paradise for any plumper humper, hogger, veeter, chocolatier, chubby chaser, hog farmer, fattybanger, plumper pumper, blimper, whale rider, blubbernaut, fatty fucker, whale humper, fat bagger, cottage cheese lover, who wants to get with a plumper, fatty, lardass, eater, chunker, sperm whale, fat bitch, big girl, manatee, fatty mcbutter pants bonbon style, chubbette, pig muffin, fatty-boombalatty, chub scout, buffet queen, fatsquatch, buffet blimp, fatty patty, glutton, fatty-bombatty, pork muffin, plump monkey, vitellius, fat benatar, slumpbuster, butterball, plumpette, truffle hunter, BBW, SSBBW, lard golem, fatso fatty butt, juggaload, plumpa lumpa or other blimpy, hoggy, fattractive or fat chick.

Greg went to a pork party, put on the beer goggles and nailed a fatty who was fatter than a republican in a tub full of poor people. The next morning he suffered from fatty remorse because his friends had played faterazzi and snapped photos of him caught red handed playing nail the whale.

by PMax April 6, 2008

boner party

I boner party is when a a few or more males get together and snort/ingest Viagra and throw a super gay party.

Let's bring our MacBook Pros to the boner party.

by anusz May 8, 2010

Sexy Dance Party

When you turn the lights of,
Everyone gets naked, and Dances to waaaaaay to loud techno,

and you never know who's feeling you

"Man I had the craziest Sexy Dance Party Last night"

"Someone stuck a bottle up my vag at that Sexy Dance Party"

"SEXY DANCE PARTY WOOOT!!!"

by Daveyface December 24, 2008

jack party

A party that is dominantly male, involving masturbation by all those who attend, although the masturbation is not intended to be mutual. You can commonly find people doing a circle jerk or playing soggy biscuit.

Adolescent: "We havin a jack party at Craig's house!"
Ghost of Christmas Past: "I would also like to come to Craig's house to wax my candle..err..jack off.

by Jack Party October 1, 2007