the birds and the bees

slang term used often by parents to explain sex. the bee is the male becuase of his stinger (being the males penis) and the bird is the woman getting stung (or fucked).

I told Sarah today about the birds and the bees. But she still dosnt understand sex.

by Sex Ed. Teacher October 08, 2003

Nigga Bird

An Afro-American; most often homeless or ghetto who perches outside a place of business begging for change or selling small trinkets found in the dumpster.

Cashier:That homeless man is outside the store again.
Business Owner: I'm bout to charge that Nigga Bird a perchin fee.

by BLOSH March 09, 2009

Bird Box

To perform a task or activity while having your vision impaired.

It was raining so hard that I basically had to bird box my way home.

I lost my glasses now I wearing my old script and bird box everything until I can get a new pair.

by Cheshirecat808 December 31, 2018

jewjew bird

A person/bird who steals your gold; as well as most of the things you own. They sit on their perch and never ever share any of their nuts

"For god sake jewjew bird I lent you 25 five nuts and you have never given them back"

"who has stolen those nuts?! there only can be one answer.. the Jewjew bird

by jfsdfsf sdfsfsdf October 25, 2010

bird flu

it's gonna kill us all

as soon as it mutates to spread from human to human, bird flu is gonna kill us all

by JZ April 11, 2005

sick bird

adj. Something that is illegal. Derived from the aforementioned word to form 'ill-eagle', then using synonyms, ie. 'sick' for 'ill' and 'bird' for 'eagle'.

1) Dude, you just ran a red light!
2) Who cares, it ain't sick bird unless the fuzz roll around.

by A. David Dempster November 07, 2006

doodoo bird

Extreme form of halitosis.

Be careful talking to Justin. He's got the doodoo bird.

by af23032jd December 24, 2007