Yak-tears

Premium spring water from the mountains in Nepal.

Wow! Can I drink some of those yak-tears?

by 7leafclover January 23, 2017

Dumpster Tears

Tears that are incincere , similar to crocodile tears

He cried insincere dumpster tears to get off the hook and not face the consequences of his actions

by Tank_ah_licious March 4, 2024

Ass tear

When someone embarrasses them self in front of a large crowd while intoxicated

“Yeah, jumping off the roof through that table was a major ass tear”

by Ass Tearer November 15, 2017

tear apart my truck in the toilet

Rough gay anal sex with a muscular guy on the receiving end.

I hate being sick, it really throws off my plans to tear apart my truck in the toilet.

by JP knows best October 22, 2020

Musical tears

You and and your three buddies flip a stool over snd when the music stops everyone must be penetrated by a stool leg. Last one to sit loses

Patrick wins everytime at musical tears

by anonymous July 3, 2023

Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.

My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.

by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020

Trail of Tears

When a man's happy trail connects fully from the genital region north, ending and connecting to his chinstrap.

Ethel: "I was having sex last night and I followed the trail of tears to reach his schlong."

Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."

by Ocelcinion October 20, 2019