you need to leave

A phrase that someone will tell you when they need you to vacate their immediate vicinity.

Person 1: You need to leave
Person 2: But-
Person 1: NOW!
Person 2: ok ok

by PseuDoneWithThis April 8, 2024

need any?

Typical drug dealer slang for "do you need any weed?"

Yo you need any?
Nah I just picked up some bud earlier.

by Toaster Doodle January 4, 2016

Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

A need

A must, something neccesary

An oversized hoodie with thigh highs is a need!

by Mr. Black Cat December 7, 2022

need time

i fucking need time, ALONE time, without your dumbass, we’re still friends BUT I NEED TIME.

hey i need time :)

by moe fucka November 24, 2020

.9.I Need More skin.9.

.9.I Need More skin.9.

.9.I Need More skin.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 19, 2025