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Moose Knuckle

Can be used in two ways:
1)To refer to an obese woman's camel toe.
2)To refer to a man who is splitting his package in two with the seam of his overly tight pants.
"Wow, check out the moose knuckle on that guy!!!"
by hudlei August 17, 2008
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moose kiss

verb: to press one's hairy ass cheeks in someone else's face in a derisive, nonsexual fashion. The kiss is regularly dry, though if a fart is expelled during the kiss it is termed 'breezy;' worse still is the 'wet' moose kiss, where more than gas is expelled
Did you see the MTV movie awards last night? Sasha Baron Cohen, in his Bruno character, TOTALLY moose kissed that douche Eminem! Do you think it was a dry, breezy or wet one?!
by ignignokt6 June 2, 2009
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moose knuckle

NOOOO! It has nothing to do with women! It's the male version of a camel toe, a large unsightly bulge in a man's pants be they spandex, blue jeans or business!
Did you see the moose knuckle on that guy shopping for $2 country CDs at Goody's?
by DEMON CHILD MEGS October 6, 2005
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moosie

bad,any thing that is not good.
curly is acting moosie.
this game is so moosie i hate it.
by shaneekvanda June 12, 2006
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mooshed

to moosh up to someone in the past tense.
to steal someones warmth on a cold night.
to somewhat affectionally cuddle up to someone.

moosh spoonage
"it was cold so i mooshed up to him to steal his warmth"
by krikket_nx May 4, 2008
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Mooshoo

The act of being mooshood. Everything, and anything IS MOOSHOO. DO not QUESTION the mooshoo....just BE MOOSHOO.
"let's go mooshoo!"
"what the mooshoo?"
"I feel so mooshoo right now"

and so on....you get the mooshoo pointt!
by aaaaaaarrrrrrrr January 4, 2009
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Moose Foot

The male equivalent of a camel toe.
When the seam of a mans shorts or pants are so tight, that it goes up into his ballsack, seperating his testicles to each side of his crotch, making it resemble a moose's foot, when viewed from the front.
"Hahaha dude, Scott has the biggest camel toe right now."

"No dude!!! ... It's my moose foot."
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