A.) A large, canyon like vaginal cleft, sometimes the result of copulation with a large rubber fist.
B.) The vagina of a moose, said to hold mystical powers upon retrieval
B.) The vagina of a moose, said to hold mystical powers upon retrieval
1. Damn! you could park a hummer in that bitch's moose pussy!
2. Justin: I wonder sometimes how people like bill gates do it
Matt: I know! He must have gotten a hold of some of that fabled moose pussy!
2. Justin: I wonder sometimes how people like bill gates do it
Matt: I know! He must have gotten a hold of some of that fabled moose pussy!
by kain432234 September 14, 2010
Get the Moose Pussymug. A term used to descibe when canadians go crazy like a moose during springtime and have sex with anything in sight. Also know as mating-season sex.
by winona August 13, 2005
Get the Moose sexmug. A camel toe for big people
by crakaboy9 May 2, 2014
Get the moose knuklemug. A cock ring.
Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
Get the Moose Noosemug. A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.
by ratface83 February 13, 2015
Get the Muff Moosemug. When a male (usually millenial aged) wear’s pants so tight, you can see his moose knuckles, they are considered moose fit. Similar in nature to loose fit, except oh so so tight.
by Armsandhearts April 13, 2019
Get the Moose fitmug. by platinum cow May 26, 2019
Get the moose beefmug.