dairy milf

1) An arousing dairy cow which has bore children
2) A (milf) with the abbility to still lactate.

"Had a dairy milf last night, milked all over my bed"

by Wheely wrong December 23, 2018

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

Milf Rock

A sexy mum that is either curvey or fat to the point were she looks like a sack of potatoes.

Guy 1:Yo my dude I just fucked a Milf Rock.
Guy 2:Why?

by The Dank Man July 1, 2018

walmart milf

a MILF who looks like she shops in the maternity section at walmart. exterior look is preferably a big, chunky white woman.

that lady taking iggy for a walk in the parking lot sure looks like a walmart milf.

by $uper $pooky January 17, 2019

MILF

Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Which is basically Moo Slim rebel scum from the southern Philippines.

MILF. It's actually less fun in the Philippines, for a change.

by Glide08 April 18, 2018

Montclair MILF

1. A mother of a student that attends the New Jersey school Montclair State University with a status of being fine or hot.
2. A woman age 35 or older that attended Montclair State University as her post-secondary education.

1. “Yo bro, you’ve been to Cedric’s house before? Bro’s mom is hot asf”
“Yeah she a Montclair MILF, Cedric gotta hide her”
2. “Damn Professor Reyes is a baddie and she 39 too”.

“Professor Reyes a Montclair MILF, she attended here back in ‘02 to ‘06”.

by Pseudohan August 26, 2022

MILF WATER

Michelob Ultra

Just drinking MILF waters with the boys.

by Jjhgvcd August 27, 2022