Masturbation Time Syndrome

An ailment usually affecting males between the ages of 13 and 26, where while masturbating time felt is much less than time used.

Guy 1: Where were you?
Guy 2: Huh, I was only gone a minute.
Guy 1: More like fifteen.
Guy 2: Dammit! Not Masturbation Time Syndrome again!
Guy 1: Why the hell were you jerking off...?

by J_O_Mamma October 27, 2005

[Choke masturbate]

To use a device (i.e. rope or belt) to choke oneself while masturbating

Ricky from Dublin enjoys using belts to Choke masturbate with stolen cheese.

by rickythisiscoryposting March 31, 2009

Spicy Masturbation

Spraying pepper spray on your hand and then stroking your schmeat.

I tried spicy masturbation last night, and I came in five seconds; I usually last 10 seconds. My peepee is red and swollen though and hurts.

by Bagel Boot June 16, 2020

Catcher Masturbation

verb; the act of gay males using a toy to masturbate anally

My friends favourite activity is catcher masturbation

by gaybuddy42 February 18, 2011

Group Masturbation

A group of young adults acting upon dysfunctionality and hooliganism and indulge in a bit of tomfoolery. This creating a sense of an orgasmic brain tumor that gets nothing productive done

Not Again! Kareem drew a Homer Simpson we must now indulge in Group Masturbation

by Notzaina October 7, 2022

poop while masturbating

A spuce is masturbation while taking a shit.

Man, you ever poop while masturbating? Got water splashed on my balls, totally ruined my spuce.

by TomatoKid November 17, 2013

masturbation-fueled car

A car whose owner can only afford to run it by making regular donations to the sperm bank

Damn I just got caught by a speed camera and my fuel tank is empty and my insurance needs renewing. I calculate that to cover this cost I need to make 72 donations to the sperm bank. Or ask my boss for a payrise but that would involve less orgasms for me.

by Jigs got a passport February 19, 2004