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light lunch

A light lunch.
just a quick potnoodle and a wank
man ive only got like 20 minutes left of lunch, just enough time for a light lunch (potnoodle&wank)
by Face Ache @ faceache.com August 22, 2011
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light switch lesbian

When a guy approaches you at the club but you don't wanna talk to him so you turn on the "light switch" and pretend to be lesbian with your best friend.
Me: Creeper alert!
Friend: turn on the light switch lesbian
Guy: Hey!
Me: (to friend) I'm sorry baby did you need something
by CookieMnster1206 September 23, 2014
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Light pedo

Man/woman who dates person who is close or at the age of consent
That dude always dates 18 year old girls, he is a light pedo
by SeniorStaffWhiteHouse August 17, 2019
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Lightballs

Lightballs is when a man sees a woman and his balls lift back in to the basket sack of his pre hormonal state
Man1 “did you see that fine babe over there?”
Man2 “no I didn’t why?”
Man1 “she gave me the lightballs.”
Man2 “the hell is lightballs?”
Man2 “you’ll see when you look at her.”
by Ch1ld1shtadpole March 6, 2020
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Light keeper

Light keeper

Very simple ..

Tricked into this as a one off by spirit ..

Then had the thought, can I heal spirits that contact me .. like family … ?

Before long there is a waiting room …

Movable waiting room … ;)

When I warily mentioned to the only person I thought might understand ..

Oh yeah … you know healing them too .. past, present and future …

Since then I got upgraded to healing timelines too ;)

Then unborn babies .. something about clearing up a moral dilemma in a despot country …

All I do is open a channel to guide to give my healing energy, higher me does the rest

I like him … can’t wait to be him …

Drains the shit out of you if you let the queue build up .. but we all have bad weeks .. they see what’s occurring….

Light keeper … anyone seeing the energy created would struggle to explain perhaps ..,

Energy seems to like me though…

Cause it knows it’s in good hands

Some would use … some abuse .. true power is actually the act of control and not unashamedly begging for anarchy …
Light keeper … burn baby burn

Disco fucking inferno ..
by LetsTalkAboutX January 8, 2023
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Red Light Comment

Innapropriate for a professional environment. Possibly causing offense. Could be considered harrassing. Usually of a sexual nature or containing sexual innuendo.
When she wears a low cut blouse, the reasons for her back problems are that much more apparent! Don't say that it's a Red Light Comment!
by Colonel Gizmo March 4, 2009
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Raven Lighting

Lighting of which is dark and disguises a female's facial characteristics and thus causes you to engage in inappropriate activities with a female of which you thought was better looking.
Dude, I hooked up with a chick that I thought was hot, but Raven Lighting fucked me big time.
by Digdugdpr February 5, 2010
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