NORUB’S LAW 

Norub’s law consists of the processes of using the Mitositive property, the PPASS process, PEPA’S process and R.E.C.U.M.B.O.B. Scientist Zandithominus from the SSMU was listening to the song "How I'm made" from the popular hit tv series Make It Pop. One of the solutions to an element in the music video was SUN + HI = SUPEr GeNiUS. His friend Mathematician Mehrethaxious decided to take this interesting research to their basement that is filled with intelligent Albino Rats. After years and years of work, they finally came up with a solution to SUN + HI = SUPEr GeNiUS called (Enc)h(ant)ed. Together Zandithominus & Mehrethaxious presented their research to physicist Forforumtholomnious and they were impressed and wanted to continue working with them to now form what we know today as the Norub’s laws. To continue studying this research they created a laboratory called“The ZMF institute” where they would be able to study other chemicals and observe how combinations of elements can create new creatures.

Zandithominus: Solve the equation (Enc)h(ant)ed.
Forforumtholomnious: The solution would be Eh nh ch ha hn ht ae ad ne nd te td.
Zandithominus: Nooo you have to use Norub’s Law to solve the equation.
Mehrethaxious: Well using the Mistositive property the answer would actually be 82,944.
Forforumtholomnious: Wow I’m impressed, how did you solve that?
Mehrethaxious: Well it’s just a formula that me and my albino rats have gathered through research *Scoffs*

NORUB’S LAW by THE ZMF INSTITUTE ✔️ March 26, 2022

Dutton’s Law 

If you have a girlfriend that goes on vacation or a trip away from you for more than three day you have the right to cheat on her with anyone of your choice without repercussions.

I’m sorry I had sex with her bae but, that’s Dutton’s law

Dutton’s Law by Jacobw003 March 28, 2022

Justin's law

Justin's law refers to the tendency of impressive feats performed by an individual to occur unwitnessed by others. In some formulations, Justin's law is extended to include an individual's inability to recreate the feat when observed by the group.

"No one was paying attention when I did a kick flip. I blame Justin's law."

Justin's law by BUI.Til.I.DIE June 26, 2022

Tracer's Law

When the incessant consumption of pornography of a fictional character convinces a mass audience that the character in question is either
A.) Curvier than how the character actually appears in media
B.) Less curvy than their last appearance, creating anger in said porn consumers.

"Yoooo! Look at how absolutely thicc this generic anime girl is!"
"Tracer's Law at work again, this fictional woman is completely flat."

Tracer's Law by NotnotnotAnon February 8, 2023

common law girlfriend

When two people have been hooking up for an extended period of time but neither will acknowledge the relationship. They like to say they are just friends but spend lots of time just the two of them and sleep together.

Dude 1: I'm busy tonight. Leah and I are going to the movies.
Dude 2: Hanging out with Leah again, huh? How is that girlfriend of yours?
Dude 1: Dude, she is totally NOT my girlfriend. We're just friends.
Dude 2: Bro, you can't bang a girl for 6 months and tell me you're just friends. She is totally your common law girlfriend.

common law girlfriend by anonymous7787 August 3, 2012

Sturgeon's Law 

Quote from sci-fi author Ted Sturgeon.
"Sure 90% of science fiction is crud. 90% of everything is crud."

Usually used as 90% of everything is crap.

Man, why are this summer's movies so bad?
Sturgeon's Law.

Sturgeon's Law by iq June 19, 2003

Gaddafi's Law 

Embraces the philosophy "If it feels good, do it!". This word was first coined by Mark Corrigan, a fictional character in the British sitcom 'Peep Show' (played by David Mitchell). The philosophy it describes was one frequently adopted by Mark's flatmate, and Mitchell's co-star Robert Webb.

"Oh shit, Will's following Gaddafi's law again tonight. His nose is going to dissolve if he's not careful"

(to policeman) "Fuck off Cuntstubble Cock! I only answer to Gaddafi's Law!"

Gaddafi's Law by briandoggo December 8, 2010