josefated

The point where the circulation of blood and oxygen is no longer sustained.

" Holy shit he's josefated, lets operate! "

josefated by Kline a poo July 22, 2007

Jose Rampage 

a series of acts of civil disturbance, property damage, harassment, fighting vandalism and theft that occur while blacked out from drinking Jose Cuervo.

Passerby - Shit, that's the guy that was kicking side view mirrors off cars and then beat up that kid that tried to stop him.

Jose Rampager - So I've been told. If the po-lice ask I didn't do it but apparently I was on a Jose Rampage last night. Don't judge.

Jose Rampage by Tyrannoryan May 20, 2009

Jose Queervo 

An insult to many who love the Jose Cuervo beverages and as a result act like arrogant jerks who are better than everyone else because it's the most expensinve that minimun wage can buy.

Guy 1: "Man, look at that loser at the bar."

Guy 2: "Yea, check out his drink."

Guy 3: "What a Jose Queervo!"

Jose Queervo by BMW9695 June 1, 2011

José Theodore 

Sexiest goalie in NHL history.

One of the nicest people you could ever meet.

José Theodore has gorgeous brown eyes.

José Theodore makes ladies swoon.

All men wish they could be half as sexy as José Theodore.

José Theodore is a BAMF.

José Theodore by mrsvalden June 11, 2011

jose berganza 

hes pretty good at soccer and hes number 6...hes also pretty tall for his age and has quite poofy hair

dayum look at Jose Berganza

jose berganza by platypus66 July 26, 2012

jose martin villar 

Venezuelan male best described by the meaning of his initials “JMV” (Jugador Mas Valioso) or most valuable player (MVP) in English.

he is Jose Martin Villar, the JMV!

jose martin villar by JMVDGR8 December 19, 2013

Jose Muñoz 

A fat slob who is so fat that he has been known to drive buffets out of business. He is the reason there is no more Ponderosa here in Milwaukee.

Look at that Jose Muñoz over there chowing down all that food.

Jose Muñoz by tommyin2011 September 9, 2015