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Jake’s mom’s vagina. It’s a scary place where few dare to enter. Those who do rarely return. It is rumored that Stephen Hawking based his theories for black holes on JMV. Tolkien's Mordor is just one interpretation of this horrifying abyss.
Me: Hey, did you guys hear about Marcus?
Beuter: No what’s up?
Me: He got sucked into JMV.

I heard James Cameron is filming Avatar 7 inside JMV.
JMV by Fook_Ya_Mum February 17, 2019
jmv is short of joi mae vea, which is khmer for fuck their mom. often used as an expression of surprise.
me: jmv i just stubbed my fuckin toe, bong.

brother: ur so yab.
jmv by hmuwthathuricussy July 29, 2017
friend: hey! did you know i’m the biggest taehyung stan?
other friend: um no you aren’t, jmv11y is.
jmv11y by pisswhore August 23, 2021

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this far, even in sweden, so bored eh? make this!
p1: im bored, ya wanna play cool math games?
p2:rkhvuiewkejhfcierjksdfbceirhfskve123456789009876543212345678908765321astghjkdlsgvrg+dcåb llm dhsjvbh jmvff!"#¤%&/()==)(/&%¤#"!POIUYTRWÖLKJHGFDSAQCMNBVC
p1: why did i ask....
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