Jonafart

When you fart out of your mouth. This happens when your anus is blocked, usually by a log of poop. Your body is forced to push out the gas through your mouth. Often not pleasant because the jonafart can cause foul tastes in your mouth. They happen 5-10 times a year.

(Fart Sound) I farted out my mouth, It must of been a jonafart.

by CongoJSpin December 19, 2011

JeNasty

A JeNasty is a very unique breed of girl that was raised with a lot of male influence; somewhat like a tomboy but still amazingly sexy and feminine. A JeNasty will say things that shock you, mortify you, and embarrass you. A JeNasty will most likely be stronger than your average girl and can most likely kick your boyfriend's ass. JeNasty's make really good friends and they are handy to have around for parties.

Did you hear what JeNasty said?

by Jaboomday February 25, 2009

no jodas

spanish words meaning not to be played around with ; '' yea right '' ; dont fuck around ; no hodas.

no jodas hijo de puta.
no jodas yo no amo esa mujer
no jodas.

by Raffa August 19, 2003

jonasus

a sexy beast that can be a slag

omd jonasus u slag

by mrnitrodown July 6, 2011

Jonah Scammed

When you scam someone really hard that they shit themselves.

Jonah: Let's have a knife fight mid.
Bridger: Okay.
Jonah: *uses a poison dart M249"
Bridger: Jonah Scammed

by Richa Narahari September 18, 2018

Jonafaggot

Jonafaggot is a gay lord who likes to suck malaysian 44 inch dicks and keep saying ''your mom does that everynight.'' trying to cover his gay secret.

Jonafaggot is a gay faggot.

by Gay_jonathan March 20, 2019

Jonah Marais

Total snack! He love starbucks love harry potter. Type of guy who will always be by your side through thick an thin, he is caring,kind, and awesome at singing

Girl 1: hey did you hear that Jonah Marais is dating someone

Girl 2: yea sadly! She is a real lucky one

Girl 1: she better like starbucks and harry potter
Girl 2: just imagine if she didn’t

Girl 1: then he is gonna be single

by Heaven1827 April 7, 2019