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Jetsky

an old man who believes he can fly and tried and failed.
'my dad tried to jump out a window today. Either he hates life or he's a Jetsky
by manbest of townsplace August 17, 2011
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Jett

A nice person who makes friends easily, and has a bright outlook on life. Jett’s generally tend to make friends with people who’s names start with the letter L, T and sometimes A. Most “Jetts” have really tanned skin.
A jett is someone who likes playing fortnite a lot and likes to stay up late playing games about people in wheelchairs with rockets on them. A jett also likes saying the frase, “screw your can into your head and unscrew it again” once a day to someone.
Person 1: hey je...
Jett: screw a can into your head and unscrew it again
Person 1: umm... I’m calling 911
by DingoAteMyDictionary March 8, 2019
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Jetered

To be "forever dumped" by one's significant other, friend or partner, which basically means that the "dumpee" is cutoff by the "dumper" in every way, shape, or form.

Famous people who have been "Jetered" include Mariah Carey and Alex Rodriguez.
He got so Jetered, she is not even letting him go to her place to get back the clothes he left there.
by Marc J Cassata September 20, 2008
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Derek Jeter

1.) Shortstop for the New York Yankees. He is definitley not overrated. Though statistically he is not the greatest SS in baseball, anyone who has seen him play knows that in all other respects he is. Perfect example...July 1, 2004 against the Sox. He is a fanastic player, and is pretty easy on the eyes as well.
Jeter is better than Nomar (who's not bad, but still not as good as DJ) and pretty much every other SS out there.
by K July 22, 2004
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bone clearing Jethro

(v) to clear the contents of a bone...either while eating chicken wings/ribs, or performing fellatio. Common among obese people and sorority pledges.
After Jethro smoked her chicken breasts, Stacy spent a wild night bone clearing Jethro.
by Austin Pealy October 1, 2006
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Fuck the Jets

A phrase commonly used by New England Patriots fans to express their absolute hatred and disgust towards the New York Jets team and to a way lesser degree, it's fans because fuck em that's why. Fuck the Jets
Jets Fan: We're going to crush the Patriots today with their sorry ass

Patriots Fan: Bro relax, not only are the Jets a hot landfill fire, but your team is based out of New Jersey, ironically the same place that sums up on how your team plays. Fuck outa here, fuck you, and fuck the Jets. Fuck em
by RoscJuan December 12, 2018
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Jetson fart

Expulsion of intestinal gas released in a manner similar to the exhaust of the Jetsons' flying car- continuous, but composed of several short, discrete releases- while one is moving, as if being powered by the flatulence.
I just totally Jetson farted my way down that moving walkway, bro.
by Brodium Dudeconate July 13, 2010
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