Jason Guo is the embodiment of can't pull bitches if his life was on the line, he believes that flaunting his wealth will help him finally get laid , however he is probably cursed by god to be virgin for the rest of his life. A fat asian male that simps hard for girls to no avail.
person 1: dude i can't seem to get any bitches at all
person 2: God damn u really pulling a Jason Guo.
person 2: God damn u really pulling a Jason Guo.
by Bacchus February 2, 2022
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Just give it a Keith Jackson, so that we know that it wont break!
Just give it a Keith Jackson, so that we know that it wont break!
They would probably make Keith Jackson toilet paper,but they can't because it wouldn't take SHIT from anyone.
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Peter Jackson (PJ) loves a quiet night in eating veggie supreme pizza and watching his Tolkein adaptations.
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coworker A: "Hey Jamie! Want to come for lunch today"
coworker B: "Sure!"
(half an hour later):
coworker B: "I'm actually going to pull a Jason and not join you all for lunch..."
coworker B: "Sure!"
(half an hour later):
coworker B: "I'm actually going to pull a Jason and not join you all for lunch..."
by coworker A July 31, 2009
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Tourist 1: Wow that city is kool! It's better than Orlando!
Tourist 2: Must be Jacksonville!
Tourist 3: Jacksonville is full of people with the bling!
Tourist 2: Must be Jacksonville!
Tourist 3: Jacksonville is full of people with the bling!
by Bob May 13, 2005
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