human

Mostly Harmless
"Douglass Adams" HGTTG

Like SHEEP but slower.

human by Carbon Based April 4, 2005

Human Vacuum 

One who sucks many a dick, much like a vacuum sucks up dirt. Most of the time it is a woman.

Example 1
Bill : I heard that broads a real human vacuum.
Franky : Yeah, she sucks a lot of cock.
Example 2
Bill (the cox) Clinton : Wow, i'll tell you, Monica is one hell of a human vacuum.

Human Vacuum by pete samprass (nick and les) January 22, 2009

Humanese 

Written or spoken in a language common to generic humans, as opposed to a nomenclature used by a machine or subset of professionals (like "computerese" for programs or "legalese" for lawyers).

Dude, I have no idea what you're talking about. Can you repeat that in humanese?

Humanese by T.SockGuy November 13, 2009

Human Google 

Some one who is quiet intelligent, and witty. People often ask him (usually a him) questions relating to all topics. He can often answer you faster than a Google search. Also known as the Googlist, Googler, and the Google. He is all knowing , and powerful.

Jake: *reads* What the hell does this mean?

Eric: Text the human google!

Human Google by Unknown_Source_ 19 August 18, 2010

human hole-in-the-bag 

A close friend or acquaintance that is not ever funded, or is; that always has thier mits in your (whatever the vice is) sack , constantly draining your supply

Goin to the get together with the human hole-in-the-bag, maybe some one else will have some product so he can drain their sack of goodies.

human hole-in-the-bag by UNITED WRIOT June 24, 2014

Secular humanist

A person who believes that religion should be disregarded pertaining to matters of the state or nation. Secular humanists may not necessarily be atheists or free-thinkers, and may even be religious or spiritual. Instead of living to please supernatural beings, secular humanists prioritize the well-being of humans, and some others are also concerned with animals and the environment. Most secular humanists don't rely on faith, myth or superstition to guide decision-making, but instead use reason and science.

Religion hinders human progress. Eventually, most people will be secular humanists.

Secular humanist by TheSereneSecularist August 22, 2017

human

Not the sharpest tool in the box

A rather frustrating carbon based bipedal lifeform that inhabits the third planet from the sun.
Has created many great civilisations and then smashed them up.
Will fight anything different from them which doesnt bode well for when extraterrestrials try to contact them

'Dont go to Earth its got Human beings'

'Errrrr!!!!'

Red Dwarf 1988

human by bigmeuprudeboy September 12, 2003