Houston Hairball

Cutting off all of ones pubes ejaculating on them rolling them into a ball and freezing it and then using it as a butt plug on a women

Tyrone: Bro you heard what Jamal did?
Bartholomew: Nah what he did?
Tyrone: He gave Teresa a Houston Hairball
Bartholomew: nawwww

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 24, 2025

hurstiy

The meaning of being hungry and thirsty

“i’m hurstiy”

by Dreonna July 19, 2025

hruthi

hruthi is a bomboclatt gym RAT with matte yellow fucking teeth

we love this hot asf daddy with the big massive dick
muscle mommyyyyyy

you're such a hruthi daddy

by daddyloverbigballs August 14, 2025

Hust Man

A very smart and kind person, someone that has very good opinions and is always right.
And also is very cool and sigma.

"You're such a hust man"
"Being a hust man is very good"

by Hust Man October 6, 2025

Hrut

to deeply enjoy, often erotically.

"my eyes hrut"
"same bro, this is the best thing I've ever seen"

by TeamBD2025 November 18, 2025

Houstronaut

A person who lives like an astronaut in their house, as in rarely leaving.

Call the news! Our houstronaut neighbors are finally leaving their house.

by FP600 November 30, 2025

Houston Spit Roast

When you’re in an applebees, blinker the cart and end up throwing up and shitting at the same time in their bathroom.

Hey, where’d anthony go? “he got hit by the houston spit roast.”

by goonsquadd December 30, 2025