Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.

Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.

by The Future Resident May 25, 2016

Pizza Hooker

Defined as a young woman who employs sexual promiscuity with the aim of acquiring free pizza from pursuing males.

"Hey Dave, How did Jeremy end up getting with Veronica?"
"Veronica? I heard she is a pizza hooker"

by ayoayouuuu November 13, 2016

cajun hooker

The sluttyiest of all hookers. The kind of hooker that will do anything for a bowl of gumbo.

"Fuck me in the ass and shit on my dick like a Cajun hooker!"

by Cajun hooker June 16, 2017

gigongnes honkers

Large breasts upon a virgin teenager.

"yo she got some gigongnes honkers"

by Gijanok November 3, 2017

Shit hooker

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.

There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!

by Woodpimp January 19, 2018

Twatty honker

Someone who has road rage that looks like they just pulled out of the trailer park, putting on mascara and on the phone.

This chick earlier was flipping me off when I clearly used my blinker, what a twatty honker

by Mbop June 24, 2019

maria hacker

vinnie hacker’s mom and a milf

do u know maria hacker?

ya man shes a milf

by vinniecolesuperfan June 7, 2021