hellair

a posh way of saying hello (spelt phonetically in the way that posh ppl say hello) pronounced just how its spelt - hell-air

insted of saying 'oh, hello, how very nice to see your trousers, and what a lovely house!'
you would say: 'air!! hellair!!! how vair nice to see your trisers!!! and what a stonking hice!!!!'

by jooceyyyyy September 30, 2008

Hell Yeah Button

The key you want to use when a hot woman/man request to be your friend on Facebook.

"I just got a friend request from a hot chick on Facebook. I was like,"Where's the 'Hell Yeah Button'!"

by Rick Da' Lingquist November 16, 2009

hella hunk

To be extremely sexy and attract all types of people. Hella hunks are usually the baddest bitches around and make everyone want to be them.

"OMG Haley is such a hella hunk I wish I was her!"

by Hahah poop lol January 27, 2015

hell freezes over

When someone says "It will happen when hell freezes over", it means "It will never happen..."

Unless it does happen.

When people asked Don Henley whether the Eagles would get back together, Henley would always say "We'll get back together when hell freezes over." Little did they know 14 years later, they would get back together, and they immediately knew what to call their new live album.

by Fluthy February 22, 2020

effing hell

aka fucking hell
an outcry at something someone has just said, normally said after a bad surprise.

A: My sister's pregnant...
B: Effing hell!

by klkat09 January 5, 2009

Shit hell

When your asshole produces a 2 inch wide, 2 foot long or longer turd. The whole process takes about half an hour and causes multiple veins in the butthole to burst, with severe amounts of blood dripping from the asshole. The turd itself refuses to come out as anything other than a long, solid turd.

Person 1: What the fuck took you so long, dude?
Person 2: I'm sorry. I just went through shit hell. I had to wait another half hour just to stop the bleeding.
Person 1 takes off hat and bows head

by stinkywhitedick June 21, 2016

Fuckin' Hell Michaela

A common expression used when something goes wrong.

"We are breaking up"
"Fuckin' Hell Michaela!"

by Debra Biblooby August 26, 2019