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Goat Mouth 

When a female has a recessed chin making her mouth look like that of a Goat. There may be an overbite involved, possibly big gums, and may or may not be accompanied by other Goat like features. In serious cases the chin becomes one with their neck.

In these situations do not allow the male penis to enter the mouth of the female Goat Mouth. Often, jagged teeth from chewing on cans as snacks has ravaged the Goat Mouth which can cause potential serious male penis injury.
I was checking out this fine female rump when all of a sudden the chick turns around and I nearly shit myself when I saw her extreme case of Goat Mouth dude brah.
Goat Mouth by Jamerdogg August 28, 2010
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Goat Roper 

Any male who doesn't really care if the sex is with a human or a four footed friend, esp. residents of Lehi Utah.
Zach is a such a goat roper, he didn't notice that Jane left his hick ass and put the goat in his bed last night.
Goat Roper by Tigthered August 13, 2007
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Goat Balls 

The smell of one's nut sack after becoming vary sweaty. The results from swamp nuts. Some causes are workouts, playing sports, spending time in a sauna, working in Iraq, ect.
"It's so hot outside I'm starting to get a case of goat balls."
Goat Balls by rexy51 April 20, 2009

goat fed 

to perform felatio from a position liken to that of a suckling baby goat
"c'mere, pat, it's time to be goat fed!"
goat fed by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

goat track 

the impression of a chicks coochie lips thru her pants. See also camel toe or mooseknuckle.
that girl was so hot i had to ask her if i could smell her goat track
goat track by Mike Windsor March 14, 2004

goat brains 

When a guy exposes only his nuts above the waistline of his pants.
A guy says,"Bro, Have you ever seen goat brains before?" (while holding the exposed nuts in one hand, and pointing with the other"
goat brains by Jason Spires April 19, 2004
1) A gratuitously homosexual technique of evoking a strong contradictory outburst pertaining to the falseness of the previous statement.
2) An act typically preformed prior to or after cheering "WHAT WHAT? IN THE BUTT!"
goat'd by Mr. Pilkington February 24, 2009