Retarted goat

A drunk Asian that goes to their friends bar mitzvah and gets high off of of chlorine and sleeps with their uncle a week later

Retarted goats are one of a kind

by Pop not soda September 1, 2017

goat pull

It’s when a man tucks his junk between his legs and and attaches a rope to his balls pull things

Hey Vern, can you goat pull me to the store?

by 240HazMat February 6, 2019

Goat world

A place where horny virgins talk about their fantasies of getting boned by 2 or more goats at a time.

Ayo I’m getting on Goat World, Aj will definitely be on, he’s wants that goat milk

by Nopick513 January 19, 2022

Checkered goat

A person who is the greatest of all time but has many sides to them

Have you heard of John?

Yeah he's a checkered goat

by Tsquid December 10, 2016

awkward goat

Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!

Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.

by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021

crusty goat

It means when someone is a bitch or is acting crusty

Damn he's a crusty goat

by Crustygoat4life January 19, 2017

Dead goat

When your party's not lit.

Man, this party's dead goat

by lowkey_lilyyyy May 4, 2018