gapster

noun. An old person, generally either a parent or a creeper, who tries to use current slang to bridge the generation gap with people much younger.

Man, nobody in the history of the world has ever actually said "jesus jeans," your dad totally just looked that up on urbandictionary.com. What a gapster.

gapster by spoonerasm January 15, 2011

GAPs 

(Geeky Awesomeness Points)

GAPs are used in times if you spot or hear something geeky/nerdy and you like it, you give someone Geeky Awesomeness Points to that person by saying "GAPs" just like the word 'gaps' and not spelling out the abbreviation. There's no real point system in giving out or receiving GAPS, just how many times you hear people calling you it shows how Geeky and Awesome you are. :)

Geek 1: "Dude, check out my ringtone!" *Are You Still There?*
Geek 2: "Portal FTW! You, good sir, have just earned some GAPs!"

GAPs by Hyn_May February 22, 2012

Gaped 

To stretch the asshole of some unfortunate to such an extent by fucking it that it "gapes" open after retraction. To make someone your bitch by fucking them over.

Man, I got fucking gaped at the football tonight, we got pumped. My asshole looks like a fucking blunderbus.

Gaped by Flapjackandy October 9, 2009

gapopus 

When you have a gap in your button blouse and it it gaps showing your unmentionables.

Wendy, please check yur blouse you have gapopus.

gapopus by Anna Todd May 12, 2007

gapac 

One who descends from a lineage of sex gods and crooked penises. See douchebag.

Do you have any Gapac in you...Do you want some?

gapac by themic June 6, 2007

Gapology 

The method winning leaders use to identify and close performance gaps in their teams and in themselves. Becoming an expert in using gapology or studying gapology are the behaviors of a gapologist.

Using the gapology method consistently and studying its effects will allow you to become a gapologist.

Gapology by Gapologist July 5, 2010

gapblock 

One who prevents a female from scoring sexually. The female equivalent of a cockblock.

That bitch just totally gapblocked Emily!

gapblock by ShabazKilla February 6, 2014