hair flop

Something that every long-Haired person had. It’s that wet hair that they leave on the shower walls.

Doctor: you have to stop eating your wife’s hair flop

Me: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD

by FrappaCHINA June 5, 2021

cock flops

a screw up a big peice of shit a loser

those damn cock flops suck

by Ryan Mann November 20, 2003

Flop Job

When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag

“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”

by 30bones February 13, 2024

Flip flop floop shit!

STOP FLIPPING AND FLOPPING AND FLOPPING MY SHIT KAREN!!

Generally something used in anger when youve run out of things to say.

Person 1: did you just drop my fishsticks?

Person 2: duh bitch

Person 1: FLIP FLOP FLOOP SHIT!!!!!! >:(

by Nicholies raviolies May 19, 2019

Tool Flops

Slides/sandals that are usually worn with mid-calves; worn by tools

james: tomorrow is man flops friday
sharm: nah dude, it's tool flops friday

by chennychen June 4, 2013

Bossman Flop

This particular belly flop encompasses the traditional belly flop with the addition of stomach slapping, gestures and verbalized bravado proclaiming himself to be a profound belly flopper and often challenging other belly floppers to a belly flop dual.

My Bossman Flop was off the hook! it was the mother of all belly flops! I challenge anyone to out belly flop me! The above statements are normally made at the sametime as strutting around like a rooster and slapping one's belly with their hands.

by Jamesamw June 6, 2017

fligity flop

Fligity flop can be a name for any object.

Can you hand me that fligity flop?

by rei fry June 19, 2020