fuckedness

being fucked or screwed, particularly a state of being or way of life

"I'm in a constant state of fuckedness." "Neil's fuckedness is incredible; as soon as he finishes one paper he has two more."

by T. Neil Sroka November 17, 2003

Fluked

To be forced to pay for the contraception of women you are not having sex with.

The entire country has been fluked by that Sandra chick.

by cheekyT August 5, 2012

Spidey fucked

Run atop roofs and slide down drainpipes until you find a lady in undressed state, smash through the window, untether your cum pipe, and ram it up her jacksie. After cumming, yell "big thanks from your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman", before throwing your fat ass out of the window.

"Hello, police, come quick, I've just been Spidey fucked!"

by John Lidgley May 23, 2008

fucked to da up

really messed up, rediculous, unheard of, confused

Aw naw bitch you got me fucked to da up!I will beat yo ass

by Picadocious and CandiGoddess August 10, 2003

fuckedupdedness

a state of being

I am in such a state of fuckedupdedness

by peacefulpymp April 14, 2004

Fucked

To be difficult to the point of Impossibility, or damaged to the point of uselessness.

"Dude, this shit is so fucked."

by Chinese Gymnast #315 October 8, 2008

Fucked up goat

Fucked up goats are goats that have a problem in one way or another. The biggest fucked up goat it one looking like a human and making others think it's a human. The only way to know is sneak up on one when it is alone and it will either be eating it's own poo, sucking on it's human dick or sucking someone else's butt for the nutrients and poop. The only known fucked up goats in existence are Miley Cyrus, Osama Bin Laden and George Bush. Other fucked up goat diseases contain having two heads, being half of another animal or having a demon heart.

I walked into my room the other day eating her own poo. she must be a fucked up goat.

by Masterman2000 August 18, 2011