fuck off in my fanny

The art of opening a females vaginal cavity and screaming fuck off, with the intention to fill their syfincter with air causing them to do a fanny fart.

oooooh, the air tickes, you just gave me a really good fuck off in my fanny

by BigDDDX May 24, 2017

deep fried in fanny batter

it means the something or someone, is covered in vagina (hot women)

comes in very usefull on a day to day basis

the towns deep fried in fanny batter like

by kriswiththecheeks December 9, 2009

fanny pack full of floppy dicks

1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob

That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks

by dumbbruce17 November 27, 2012

don't get your fanny in a twanny

Don't get over excited about nothing , similar to don't get your knickers in a twist . Particularly used when someone is over stimulated by a piece of information or occurence . Can be used to express the girliness of a male. Don't get a boner don't get your twat in a knot

Katie : oh my god , nici what are you doing to that cucumber?
Nici: don't get your fanny in a twanny I used protection !

Jose: boo hoo I'm so sad my wife has gone on holiday for 6 weeks I'm so lonely
Ang: don't get your fanny in a twanny you big girl ! Lets go out and get some sluts

by crystal1 June 11, 2013

fanny like a bag of old mussels

A large, clunky, old vagina which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.

He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.

by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

face like a fat girls fanny

An unattractive face, unless your into obese sex

Steve Bruce has a face like a fat girls fanny

by hardorhome November 5, 2011

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER

Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

by Mr Connor October 1, 2007