evan combs

To be the whitest boy around who live off his daddy's money for his whole life. Occasionally tries to rap but ruins it.

Husband: hey honey I think we need to start thinking about of financial future.

Wife: what do you mean sweetie?

Husband: I want to make enough money so we can ensure our children can be Evan combs.
Wife: wow you're so right baby! This is why I married you. I can't wait to push out 5hose white babies of yours.

by Evan combs December 05, 2019

Danny evans

A kid who hits puberty early and is also a gay he likes getting his willy in welsh sheeps asses and likes fingering is own bumhole.

raaaaa that Danny Evans kid had a fat scrap with that sheep from wales init cus he even got his will out and started fucking it.

by Eh da ebusser July 03, 2020

UNCLE EVANED

Uncle Evaned

When he runs, bumps into the corner of the wall and trips over his own feet, he Uncle Evaned it.

by Bebobebo999 September 17, 2021

evan mckernan

A fuckin Nob Head

Is used in a sentence such as evan mckernan is a faggot jewish fag

by Cormax August 08, 2019

Nick Evans

That asshole in jr high

Kevin:here comes that nick Evans guy he can go suck a dick

by Nickevanssucks June 03, 2019

Nick Evans

The asshole in school who yells answers very loudly and interrupts the class

Dave: Shit that Nick Evans kid is in our class fuck. Steve: shit and I liked this class.

by Nickevanssucks June 03, 2019

Evan McCormick

A kid with an extreme addiction to cars and camera.

Evan McCormick is a cool kids club member.

by Dat Mano August 14, 2022