Eli

Eli is an amazing person and you can't find anybody as great as them! If you find a friend named Eli, never let them go because you are the luckiest person in the entire world if you have a freind named Eli, so treat them right, because you won't find somebody better.

If I had a friend like Eli, I would be the happiest person alive!

by A friend of a Seasha UwU November 18, 2021

National Hate Eli Day

May 16, a day where all Eli’s around the world should be hated, especially those named Eli Hodgson

“Hey it’s national Hate Eli Day, we should go make fun of Eli

by Abe Lincoln 3rd May 16, 2022

Eli

Coolest guy around

Eli is so awesome dude!

by Koen57 November 19, 2023

Krispan Eli

Krispan Eli is a term for a pedo who eats children, and getting obese from 'Kid Meat' sus edition.

Are you eating baby jimmy?!? you damn Krispan Eli.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Eli Manning

A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans

Bill Belichick: AHHH! My kryptonite ELI MANNING

Tom Brady: Come on coach let’s skiddadle

by Wistopher May 10, 2020

Eli

that one annoying friend that never leaves you alone(also normally short and dumb)

Eli is a name

by foiwhq3489y November 10, 2021

eli hansen

a lit awesome bloody legend who uses code lazar and is really hot

eli hansen is so hot

by HOHGFMFRDFCVBHFCVBNHJYTRFDC VB June 11, 2019