Douchebag

An aging trumpet player who resides in a college town.
He rides a scooter and claims to be proficient skydiver, when in fact he is merely afraid of planes and is a professional at fleeing extreme circumstances.

A wannabe hipster who pokes fun at everyone he encounters, spewing pretentious fluff about his supremacy over the rest of Earth's population.

Also owns a cat.

Unsuspecting Victim - "Hey guys I just got my first skydiving license, woohoo!"

Douchebag - "You're a laughable buffoon. I've had my license since before Charles Darwin took a sample of King Arthur's hair and claimed he was a direct descendant of Cleopatra. My cat is more deserving of a license than you, you hopeless amateur."

by ArianaBOOYAH January 14, 2010

Down-low douchebag

Your average businessman by day but Affliction wearing, fauxhawk sporting, jagerbomb drinking, douchebag all up in the club VIP at night. DLD for short.

So I saw this good looking guy in a suit at the grocery store today, but I suspect he's a down-low douchebag cause that's the average San Francisco male between the ages of 24 - 40...

by HKRBM July 29, 2009

douchebag

People that have no life, and come on this site to be mean to people that did nothing wrong. Like dumb girls from beaver dam.

People like jenny sham and lauryn harp. What a douchebag they are!

by Higel June 2, 2008

Douchebotchery

any act which is in the furtherance of douchy behavior

I can't believe how much douchebotchery that bro created at the kegger last night

by tinglish1177 May 8, 2011

douchemother

An unbeknownst quasi-self-proclaimed douchebag.

"Hey everyone
I'm a big douchemother"
-J. Lombardi

by 25AE7-25BA4 December 27, 2007

douchebat

a cross between a douchebag and a dingbat. Generally the same definition as a dingbag just with a little more focus on stupid.

Jessica is a such a douchebat, i cannot believe she thinks she is right.

by tabsg3 June 10, 2011

Doucheboy

Young Teenagers going into adulthood who act like complete Douches

Person A: Hey do you think the One Direction boys are Assholes

Person B:Yeah I think they are all a bunch of Doucheboys

by JoseAwesomeness May 10, 2015