Yeast depression

When you don’t get laid because of your yeast infection.

Chloe: Why does Sierra look so sad?
Max: Oh, she didn’t get some dick because of a yeast infection.

Chloe: Aww poor girl, she’s having another yeast depression.

by UnevenSleeves7 December 31, 2018

Pillow Depression

The phenomenon of becoming depressed during bed time. Usually in bed thinking about life and/or love.

May be the only time depression manifests for that person.

Ben : "Hey Carl, How did you sleep last night?"
Carls: "Not so good man, I had some mad pillow depression. Kept me up all night."

by TheCheeksoftheD August 24, 2017

Depression pasta

That warm fuzzy carb-rich food that is easy to cook when life feels meaningless but a hot, full belly makes everything okay.

Have you checked up on Kate? She was making depression pasta again, but she didn’t finish it...

by Lord Memeworth August 23, 2019

Boner Depressant

When your sexual desires are ruined from a certain situation happening causing you to lose your excitement.

Man, having my girl talking about the holocaust last night really gave me a boner depressant.

by FutonDryer May 9, 2018

Depression Soup

Old noodles mixed with warm milk, flavored with salt and pepper.

" Grandpa was so hungry that he made Depression Soup for lunch."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Depression Hungry

The feeling of unhappiness or feeling negativily about yourself that you can only be mended by a well needed amount of food.

Ex. "Sydney was beating herself up pretty badly until lunch afterwards. Why is that?" "Maybe she was just Depression Hungry."

by Quaint Kiwi June 30, 2016

visual depression

When anything looks depressed or just not satisfying to the eye.

Billy over there lost his phone and is now looking for it like a stupid person, that's visual depression am I right?

by He...hehither April 24, 2018