Donkey Xote 

That donkey who saved everyone from the evil douchebags. Lives on the whiteboard. Was slain by Meesto Blake maybe idk. I will avenge him

Donkey Xote is my boifriend when we build sandcastles.

Donkey Xote by Ouagadougou May 8, 2019

donkey belt 

A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.

"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."

donkey belt by GREER9000 November 28, 2019

donkey please 

A safe-for-work way of saying bitch please. Usually used at family functions or similar stale environments to inform people that their opinion is not valid.

Karen: I personally like when my husband buys me cleaning products for Christmas.

Mauveen: Donkey please, get a life. 🙄

donkey please by collegesmart December 28, 2019

Donkey honky 

A white dude that's hung like a donkey.

John Holmes was a honky donk donkey honky.

Donkey honky by Jonny Bastard February 17, 2020

Donkey balls 

The guy version of a cameltoe when your balls show

Wow finn has donkey balls

Donkey balls by Tommy Kuppinen March 13, 2020

Donkey Kong Main 

Cool person but loses friends as quickly as he got them. Likes to use specials REALLY often.

Donkey Kong Main: Hey man, could we play some Smash Ultimate?

Dude: I’ll... pass.

Donkey Kong Main by agnubo March 23, 2020

donkey jacket 

Proppa working class lads

Michael Foot is a donkey jacket.

donkey jacket by DiogoTheCoder May 18, 2020