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If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010
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etho'd

To be hurt or killed by an explosion intended to destroy a wall, floor or ceiling. It is a reference to the YouTuber Ethoslab, who enjoys "breaching" rooms using TNT within the videogame Minecraft. This technique often results in anyone in the immediate vicinity being hurt.
Yeah, we blew up a wall and etho'd several people on the other side.

Hah! He got etho'd! Serves him right!
by IllogicalBeans June 2, 2013
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Easy D

Donald Trump's B-list rapper name from the 80s.
Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!
by Andymii February 10, 2017
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Eau d'Vie

Eau d'Vie is the water of life -- a guy's cum.
I jacked off and my Eau d'Vie went everywhere.
by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020
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Earthcreeper'd

What happens when using the minecraft mod Elemental Creepers, and an earth creeper blows up by you.
"man, did you see the new minecraft video by UberHaxorNova? his kingdom totally got earthcreeper'd.
by ImTheBause November 4, 2011
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sketch'd-right-out’of'er

New Brunswick, Canada Slang
Extreme form of Sketchy.
That guy was sketch'd-right-out’of'er!
by CYNSIN December 13, 2008
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Eril'd

Typically referred to for a small male with unique characteristics. Often resembling Hobits Lord of the Rings and creepy people in general. The opposite of a Scrooge, these people have the urge to spend a great deal of money when it involves women, as they love to get whipped by the opposite sex. Live near disneyland and have women boobs.
Paul: Yo you Eril'd that?
John: Yea dude i spilled my man juice all over her while we were ordering nacho's.
by BornToSwe December 11, 2006
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