crusty pillow surprise

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.

Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.

by Timothy July 23, 2004

crusty

someone who played one year of freshman basketball, then stopped playing and even though he sucked, his presence was missed; someone who throws sissy punches

Joe: you're a crusty butt-fuck
John: shut up *punch*

by the master of words August 30, 2008

crusty's

crusty's come's from the ass crack the stick to ya jocks.

doing a sloppy fart and it becomes hard and u have stained jocks and it dont feel good.

by SaiNt_SaRaCeN November 16, 2003

crusty cone

jerking off your partner but waiting 'til morning to eat the cum

no breakfast for me, thanks! that crusty cone filled me up.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

crustyboy

A male, usually, who sleeps on cum stained sheets.

"Don't speak to that crustyboy"
'he stinks like a crustyboy"

by Crustyboy January 10, 2005

crusty corns

the nasty bunched up things on the side of your big toe.

Dont put them nasty crusty corns on me!

by Vannessa July 19, 2008

crusty knuckle

A crusty knuckle is when you have your girl stimulate your prostate by shoving her middle finger up your anus. Look at her knuckle once she is done.

I blew a load so hard while Christina was giving me a Crusty Knuckle.

by John Chapman June 1, 2007