Corpse Shopping

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.

Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.

by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012

corpse jumping

When usually a very bad person gets to your dead body, he/she/them start jumping over your body

Thinking that they hurt the enemy this way, while it really makes them embarrassing themselves

Horde of grouped noobs kills you and start to corpse jumping over your body

by bambu February 7, 2014

corpse teeth

The coloring effect on your teeth from drinking red wine.

TIme to go brush those wine stains off, I have corpse teeth.

by StephJamz February 18, 2015

corpse tweet

Twitter feeds that are connected to auto-posting software and continue to Tweet after the company is closed.

Three months after their startup died, their corpse tweets kept getting pushed out ever day.

by kat071 May 25, 2015

corpsicle

AKA a human popsicle, both of which are slang terms for a person in cryonic suspension.

Some people would rather be a corpsicle rather than be cremated or buried in the ground because at least you're in a sleeping bag instead of a coffin!

by Dr Kat October 27, 2015

corpsie

A handjob that you effectively administer yourself whilst using the hand of a consenting person who has neither the motivation nor inclination to engage in the aforementioned sexual manovoure.

I'm on me blob, and I'm really tired, but you can have a corpsie if you're real keen.

by JaffyMc June 17, 2016

corpsie

/kôrps/ee

a selfie taken to make the subjects appear dead, or corpse-like.

Quickly, squirt this ketchup on my blouse - I need this corpsie to look authentic.

by jwattsj June 18, 2016