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convienceship

If there are two 'friends' who have a friendship but only one of them puts effort into this friendship while the other one only puts in effort when its convenient for them. Therefore turning this friendship into a convienceship.
Cory is always trying to hang out with Niki, but Niki only wants to hang out when its convenient for her. I guess they are in a convienceship now.
by ayyye lmao March 7, 2015
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Conversation Whiplash

An extreme change in the direction of a conversation.
Billy Bob: "So we were just chilling on the couch and-"
Bobby: "My Aunt has a sofa made out of llama!"
Billy Bob: "Dude I just got conversation whiplash."
by CriptheCripple January 12, 2017
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convenient child

A child that is only used at your disposal. A Convenient child are used by irresponsible parents that use you as pawn, pay cheque or when the parent wants to feel loved. A narcists offspring. It's the child that pays for the parents mistakes, they get the raw end of the deal. A convienient child is used for the parent/s
The mother only showed her convenient child affection when it's Child Allowance day, therefore before or after the day he is once invisible, again.
by Psychology matters August 23, 2017
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convert to flirt

When a person (usually a guy) joins a religious group (usually Christian) so he can date the wholesome people of the opposite gender (usually girls).

Also the response to flirt to convert
I want to date wholesome Christian girls. Guess I need to convert to flirt.
by bread2 March 20, 2018
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convex vagina

by baronbabyrapeme April 3, 2018
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Convindix

A "Convindix" Is someone who has no concept of reality or physical possiblity.
Oh Yeah Dave? He thinks we can pass the light barrier easily, he's such a Convindix
by Ignignokt3 December 5, 2020
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Gitmo Convoy

A group of two of more pregnant women, willing and or wanting to have a three some or some form of group sex. Keep in mind one pregant woman counts as a gitmo convoy.
I just had a Gitmo Convoy this woman so she could buy a stroller.
by David J. Awesume September 8, 2009
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