hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

Sitting on the computer for an hour

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute

Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.

by Dramat1c November 2, 2020

《¤》Print《¤》Documents《¤》Out《¤》Side《¤》Your《¤》Computer 《¤》Paper《¤》

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《¤》Print《¤》Documents《¤》Out《¤》Side《¤》Your《¤》Computer 《¤》Paper《¤》

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025

Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine

look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far

by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021

computer visus

A computer virus but harmless

David: I finished programing a computer virus
Adam: BUT THAT'S A FUCKING WEAK ASS COMPUTER VISUS YOU DUMB CRACK

by TotoMan1441Alt December 2, 2017

Computer

A big box with some electronics and malware also it can access the save haven for cringe twitter

Computer more like cumputer

by Holyholes September 10, 2021