Sneaky Cheese

A cheese burger purchased from a fast food outlet whilst a parent or guardian isn't aware. Generally on the way home from the bar.

'Oh man i'm starving, i'm going to grab myself a sneaky cheese'

by RoninR September 8, 2007

butt cheese

The accumulation of feces, toilet paper, lint, and other detritus in the area between the buttocks. With time and mechanical action, assuming the appropriate binding elements are present, butt cheese takes a granular form which is known as dingleberries. Uncontrolled, butt cheese can progress beyond dingleberries to dinglebombs or in the vernacular "butt grapes"

"I need to go re-wipe, or my butt cheese will be a nice crop of dingleberries by supper"

by John Doyle February 25, 2005

cheese baby

noun. describes the result when a large volume of melted cheese is consumed (eg: at a fondue party) before being washed down with cold lager, causing the cheese to solidify into a hard mass inside the host's stomach.

Mrs shovelbottom, we have diagnosed the problem; you have a cheese baby, or 'infantia casues' as it is known in medical circles

by moominX July 1, 2010

famunda cheese

fam unda these NUTZZZZ, after days of not bathing.

You can find famunda cheese between these hairy nuts and the taint region.

by BOB December 11, 2003

American cheese

Proof that oil and water DO mix after all.

This nasty-tasting, solidified soy oil is used as a substitute for real cheese, which at least has nutrition and is ACTUALLY digestible.

I made the terrible mistake of buying American cheese (hey, it cost half as much as Cheddar). The next day, I woke up with explosive diarrhea because that shit just went right through my digestive tract.

by sarcastic December 17, 2003

Cheese On Bread

A Bajan word used commonly to describe a situation, place, or object. Used mainly as an expression

Cheese on bread !! look at that girls body!!

Cheese on bread !! i dont wana go into work today...

You have got to be joking... Cheese on bread!...

by Kyle Rodrigues July 1, 2007

Anal Cheese

An erotic party game. Players must shove as much cheese as they can up their ass in 60 seconds. The player who fits the least amount of cheese in their ass when time runs out has to eat out the ass of all the other players.

"Boys, hope you all washed yo asses, because we ain't playin' Soggy Biscuit, we're having an Anal Cheese tournament!"

by DrNutsack August 30, 2020