chair

a phrase used in ireland where a girl sits on a boys lap with her legs on either side of him while they meet

“i chaired Fionn yesterday”

“ye she chaired like 7 lads last night”

by yupthegardai February 21, 2019

Chair

A soft rectangular shaped you rest your head on in bed

my chair is so comfy

by ñîgg@ June 21, 2021

Nest Chair

Another term for a papasan chair

man! That nest chair was so comfortable!

by jackskay26 April 6, 2009

Chair

Chair. Tf you expect dawg?

Bro actually looked up "Chair" on Urban Dictionary

by anonymous May 11, 2023

the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.

(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!

by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011

Chair

Calling someone a chair means you want to sit on their lap or face. A sexual compliment

Damn Braiden is looking like a whole chair

by Scarlettbigboss April 2, 2021

chair

A tool used for assault in Alabama.

She was assaulted with a chair.

by Mbabu August 13, 2023