Cave-In

When you are wiping your ass, but you rip the toilet paper and get shit all over your fingers.

“Holy shit dude, I just had a cave-in!”
“Why is their shit on my fucking fingers? I guess I had a Cave-in!”

by Testicool42 December 19, 2024

adam cave

Never been in a Cave never u90kg strongman bald head

Dam look at that Adam Cave he's bald and over 90kg strongman

by Mr u90 October 8, 2021

cakester cave

Cakesters would be your butt cheeks and cave would be your sphincter.

I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids so i had to get my cakester cave checked out by my proctologist.

by mnmcaruso June 17, 2014

Cave

Inside out fortress

yo check out this dank cave

by anonymous December 22, 2021

pastarmi cave

Euphemism for a large, well used vagina.

Dave: So I finally banged that Daisy
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.

Wallace: Or you have a small cock.

by Pastrami Salami May 12, 2011

scribble cave

The chosen space writers settle into when they write. Similar to a lone caveman hyperfocused on creating stories on cave walls.

Don't bug me while I'm in my scribble cave.

by The Scribble Cave October 19, 2023

Scat cave

A clever way of saying asshole

My teacher is such a scat cave.

by Brycecreamman January 20, 2024