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Cake Spank

Anal sex. Or an ass slap but only for nice smooth round delicious butts. Cake is to butt as spank is to well, erm spank. Also one of the hypest ways to you know, do it!! SEX SEX SEX. Doggy style ya dig?
We cake spanked last night. I couldn't resist she just had the hottest cakes man.

I've never cake spanked before..

OOOH i just wanted to spank those cakes!
by INEEDACAKESPANK March 7, 2010
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Cake snatcher

A large person who eats large amounts of food in one sitting, usually sweet things.
"man you gotta grab some food quick before it goes!"
"Yeah, those cake snatchers are lurking".
by Zombie raper September 17, 2011
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Cake Topper

(noun) - a nice looking but useless person in an organization or team sport.
He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.
by ElPorteño August 4, 2016
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Cake-eating Fuck-stick

Derogatory reference used to describe useless office drone days workers, (typically working Mon-Fri 40hr weeks).

It is derived from the fact that they enjoy celebrating with cake (hence the cake-eating), and often perform very little in the way of useful tasks during their workday(hence the fuck-stick).
Those cake-eating fuck-sticks can't get anything right.
by Chazzman72 February 23, 2020
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Cake by the ocean

Not actually real cake by the ocean, it’s supposed to be sex or something idk
Tyrone: wanna have some cake by the ocean?
Tom holland: like your ass or real ckae?
by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022
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Cake boy

A soft, fluffy boy who listens to rock bands like Motley Crue , Gene Loves Jezabel, Winger and other hair rock bands and thinks they are metal and that he is too. Also thinks bands like 3 inches of Blood, Black Sabbath and Exodus are dad rock.
Bill says he’s metal but his favorite band is winger. He’s not homosexual or any of that he’s just a Cake Boy
by MetalPhrophet666 May 16, 2022
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Cake walk

To go on a walk mainly for looking at ass
"Hey Mike wanna go on a cake walk"?
by Beaverpoon September 12, 2015
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