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British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.
Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016
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British Charity

'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.
George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!
by DharmaKarma June 24, 2016
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british school of bahrain

All y’all are whores fr. Hoes, druggies and alcoholics round the halls. Get you a shawt from there ain’t no way she staying loyal. Mans fucking in the science classrooms
U in BSB (british school of bahrain)?? Y’all fucked fr
by marshalsfm February 26, 2021
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British Rail Class 55

The BR Class 55 or English Electric Type 5 aka the “Deltic”, is an ugly ass locomotive built by English Electric between 1961 & 1962 with 22 units produced. It looks like it was designed by someone who hated beauty. It’s got that awkward, slab-sided, boxy front that screams "function over form" in the worst possible way. The nose? It’s a bizarre, oversized, clunky monstrosity that looks like a bulldog that’s been hit in the face with a sledgehammer. The whole thing has an unrefined, "I’m here to get the job done, screw looking pretty" vibe. It’s like someone threw together a bunch of steel plates and said, "Yeah, that’ll do." Ugly, ugly, ugly.
“We Yankees have sexy lookin’ locomotives like the EMD E & F units (E8s, FL9) F40PH, F59PHI, GE Genesis and Siemens Charger but man y’all Brits and that ugly ass British rail class 55 is the most fugliest locomotive ever built, look at it it makes me wanna barf 🤮”
by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025
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British

adjective
1. Relating to Great Britain or the United Kingdom, or to its people or language.

2. Tea drinker
"Did you see Tom in the store buying biscuits and tea? he's truly British
by R3BU5 February 10, 2022
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British thugs

British thugs are commonly found in north Western Europe and love tea, crumpets, and broken disgusting teeth. One example of this is Hudson William dire Whortan, who perfectly is described by this description.
There’s to many British thugs in this area!
by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 29, 2024
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British Gay

Can be used as general term to describe a British person of any gender.

Especially those whom are middle aged, wear glasses and sing in choirs.

Other varieties include the eccentric British Gay; antique market dwellers, obscure classical music aficionados and inventors.
Linda, those wire rim glasses , short haircut and that lovely salt and pepper hair ..screams British Gay! Love it!

I love Anthony Hopkins, he is such a British Gay

My Mum spreads Marmite on her toast like a true British Gay
by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024
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