Boner Sphere

The theoretical sphere which surrounds an attractive woman.

It is said that once a man steps inside that sphere, he will receive a firm and spontaneous boner.

Depending on how attractive a girl is, her B.S. radius may vary. The unit in which to measure a boner sphere is in veins popping. If the girl causes a boner with 3 veins popping, her boner sphere level is 3.

by Fuess March 13, 2011

Silky Boner

Any person bearing a brand of clothing such as "Affliction" "Ed Hardy" or "True Religion" accompanied by a pair of gator boots. Such persons reside in places such as night clubs where people compete in how much money one makes or pretends to have. Majority of Silky Boners reside in Scottsdale, AZ.

"OMG! I just saw a silky boner in the parking lot, he was waring Chanel glasses, a v neck Affliction shirt and had the gator boots with the flat toes. What a tool!!"

by Antisilkyboner.com November 21, 2009

Raging mega huge Boner

Unusualy Huge erection, raging and mega huge, usualy above 12 inches in lenght and 4-5'' inches in girth

kevin ripped sally a new asshole with his raging mega huge boner

by Alex May 13, 2005

Blower lips

some one who has lips that look good for blow jobs (oral sex). often wide or thick.

Angus:" Have you seen rachel? shes got awesome blower lips"
Mitchel:"I know man, dont you just wanna have a go"

by SheknowswhoIam January 26, 2009

Boner Bend

When a male has to piss with an erection and in order to do so, bends himself in a very weird manner.
Said erection can be a result of being turned on or morning wood.

I woke up today with morning wood, so I had to piss making a boner bend.

by HeavyFuel July 24, 2011

khaki boner

When your khaki pants fold up near your junk area making it appear that you have a boner when in reality you don't

Everyone laughed at me because they saw that I had the dreaded khaki boner.

by TDKB March 2, 2011

boner blanket

a blanket that a man uses to cover is aroused penis when watching a movie (i.e. porno) with his friends

Hey dude, before you start the movie, can you pass me that boner blanket.

by nouveaupauvre December 31, 2007