Birdseye Boobage

When sitting in a high place looking down on girls + seeing right down their tops

Person 1 sitting on the window sil in the 6th Form Block watching girl walking up the steps below:

person 1: "Check out the boobage on that"
person 2: "Thats Birdseye Boobage for you"

by Kinkish Pink October 1, 2005

boob bush

When a woman has an excessive amount of hair on her breasts, especially after consuming large doses of steroids.

Did you see Barbara after taking steroids? She had an intense case of boob bush.

by Bobert87 December 24, 2010

boob phone

when a girl keeps her phone in her boobs.

at a bar a girl may not have a purse or pockets, so she keeps everything in her cleavage... but specifically when her phone is kept there it is called a boob phone. whether in the middle or on either side. may also be known as a boob pocket

by poloisawesome November 10, 2012

boob-o-meter

Using (or offering) a thoughtful gauge to measure a woman's bare breasts. Boob-O-Meters often spontaneously appear at the in-fields of the most notable, and finest NASCAR forums (ie Talladega, Daytona, Brickyard, etc). Cardboard cut-outs are often used for mobile Boob-O-Meters, while plywood units sometimes appear at the more regular locations. Boob-O-Meters readings often include, "itty bitty", "oh mama", "melons", "big 'uns" and "good GOD" ...

She was able to fill out the "dammit Jim!" reading on the Boob-o-Meter we ran into this weekend at 'Dega !

My wife's sister registered as "itty bitty" while my wife scored "lordy lordy, they'd be 40!" on the Boob-O-Meter.

by K3ys3rS0z3 July 17, 2017

boob-shaming

When one shames a woman for having large breasts and wears tight/revealing clothing to accentuate the large breasts. Usually done by the children or parents of large breasted women.

That boy was "boob-shaming" his mom for wearing that low cut top.

by My3sons October 9, 2018

Boob Curtians

Hair strands long enough to cover a girls breast's

Chad : Last night I was in lying Michelle's bed rubbing my cock and she then came into the room brushing her Boob Curtians!
Craig : Shit dude your so lucky!
Chad : Yeah then she rubbed her Boob Curtians all over my cock and I came all over her!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : What the fuck's his problem?
Chad : Probally misses Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Craig : Yeah I sure would! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Dude quit jacking off to Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : And you quit crying like the little bitch you are!

by SlopNChop November 14, 2018

Boob-grab-day

October 31 is boob grab day , Grab yo girls boobs, only if she consents tho🤔🤔

Yo bro it's boob-grab-day, can I grab your boob?

by User123454321 October 30, 2019