Spicy Pickle Beaver

The sexual act of a male putting a large amount of either Franks Red Hot or Louisiana Hot Sauce on his penis before having intercourse with a women.

"Dude, Janice let me do a spicy pickle beaver on her last week and she says her muff STILL feels like its on fire!

by the hot sauce slayer October 27, 2011

eating the beaver

Basically giving oral sex to a hairy vagina

I was eating the beaver last night.

by Boduke April 4, 2015

beaver dam

A very hairy vagina that has become wet for any reason.

Hey check it out, I made your mom's beaver turn into a beaver dam!

by El Pablo August 10, 2006

Beaver Pelt

Canadian name for facial hair style, where hair is only present on the neck without any additional mustache, beard, goatee, etc.; interchangeable with "Neckbeard".

Did you see that gross Beaver Pelt Carl was rocking? Grisliest Neckbeard I ever seen!

by discojoe September 23, 2011

steamy beaver

An unusually hot vagina, often belonging to a fat chick.

I know she's ugly, but she had a mad steamy beaver!

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

Justin Beaver

A term for Justin Bieber who sounds like a pussy so thats where the beaver comes from. If it wasn't for him I would listen to the radio. So i am stuck with youtube. Beyonce has deeper voice than him, his cherry probably hasn't been pooped either. This word can describe ANY kids like.

Girl: OMG I love justin Bieber!!!

Guy: Are you a lesbian because he is really Justin Beaver. So he has a vagina.

Girl: But i love his voice!

Guy: He sounds like a 2 year old girl on helium.

by GO DIE IN A HOLE JB February 22, 2010

beaver

Although the most common known definition of this word is of the pesky wood chewing rodent, it can also refer to a pesky beard wearing man. Instead of using his teeth to chew wood, he uses his chainsaw and will often try to go after larger trees. This beaver however will have one tree that he clings on to and is usually near his home. After a long day of chopping down wood, he usually settles back with a Miller High Life and a Camel Light with his good ole buddies. Watch out when overly intoxicated because the beaver will revert back to many of the ways of his rodent ancestor. It has been reported that a beaver has almost been the victim of his own chainsaw. When the beaver is in this state...STAY AWAY. Well actually you should probably do that at all times.

Hey look at that man with a chainsaw and a big bushy beard...must be a beaver.

by beavaria March 16, 2010