Biffo

Someone who comes to work with a different fucked up hair style every day, then when he is at work rubs his cock against you or puts your computer off on you just to be a wank.

Get your cock away from me, and what the fucks happened to my computer Biffo you wank

by Paul B February 1, 2004

biffy

A person who thinks that they are macho but in reality are nothing at all.

My father always tries to act strong, but he is only biffy.

by Word of the Day June 6, 2004

Biffo

oh did I mention he is also a compulsive liar, see note above

get it right up ya Biffo ya fud, whit are you gonna do about this ya dobber, biffo sucks cock. he has a 2 inch dick and as for you Melrose your a fanny

by Paul B March 3, 2004

BIFS

A person that cuts into a long line and demands attention NOW, while you've been patiently waiting for over an hour.

Slang for "Because I'm Fucking Special".

That rude guy that just cut into line at the checkout must be Mr. BIFS.

by Steve Fraser October 16, 2008

Biff Canal

A slang term for a woman's vagina.

"Man I would love to grout that biff canal!"

by iseemtobeaverb September 30, 2007

Bifectus

The new F word, or any word really. Also known as a miniture tripod.

Yo, you so make me so bifectuously bifectus with that bifectuous body of yours.

by rock kandi March 13, 2011

Bifing

Scottish slang: disgusting, horrible or unsightly.
A localised variation of "bowfin".

To pronounce, replace the "kn" in "knifing" with "b".

Lemon mayonnaise is bifing

by Scottish Bread March 23, 2011