Lousy Bear

The term to descibe an overly large person with a bad attitude or cynical nature.

Cameron is a stupid lousy bear.

by Dan Camo May 23, 2005

grundle beard

synonym of ANAL BEARD. Extremely thick patch of hair between the anus and the ball sack, area also known as the "grundle"

Yo Merril shave my grundle beard for me i cant reach.

by SbTrEoVwEn January 13, 2009

poala bear

When a panda bear and koala bear get it on and make the greatest creation ever, the paoala bear

OMG dude! I have this poala bear in my closet......wanna bang it?"........"fuck it, lets rail it.

by ClosetPoala May 31, 2010

Padilla Bear

n. an extremly nice person to which anybody will instantaly be attracted to, and in some cases maybe even worship. Not to be confused with man whores.

Adam:"Who's that guy?"
John:"I don't know, but he seems to be quite the padilla bear."

by snuffy3000 May 22, 2010

Calm yo beard

The phrase one uses when someone needs to calm the fuck down. After being told this, the persons life will take a turn for the better and they will gain a new outlook on life.

Person 1: oh my god I'm so worried about my test it defines my future..wah wah bitch bitch.

Person 2: bitch calm yo beard!!!

Person 1: wow I have a new outlook on life..

by Beeeeeeerd January 15, 2009

White Mountain Bear Claw

You take a shit while a girl is giving you head while the guy is playing fifa (or any other sort of cool video game). After you take that shit, you dip your balls in it, the girl sucks on that (your shitty balls) and then you fuck her while smearing shit and white chaving cream all over her. This tactic can only be done in a white bathroom which sets the environment as a white mountain (where bears live). Also you must be wearing a bear mask. After you've done that you tell the girl 3 simple words... "Figure it out"

Girl- "hey what do you want to do to me?"
Guy- "can i please perform the white mountain bear claw?"
Girl- "is it fun?"
Guy- "absolutely"

by grizzly man from a white mtn. January 22, 2011

joey bear

a great friend
an awesome conversationist
good baseball player
one of a kind / genuine

"Don't you wish Joey Bear was your friend?"

"Dude, she runs her mouth like a joey bear."

"He throws like a joey bear, it's so fast."

"It's hard trying to find love, almost as hard as finding a joey bear."

by cindybeeasaurus December 31, 2008