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water ballooning

Similar to "docking" where after touching heads, one uncircumcised homo puts his foreskin over the other fuckin homo's head and pisses thus creating the "water balloon" effect.
Ben managed to keep the sheets dry, until his pathetic cock's water ballooning seal broke ans his water balloon exploded all over Mike's bed.
by Dick Dastardley December 15, 2016
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ballooning

Being high and very enjoyable to be around.
Shit, Heathers amazing. But when shes ballooning, i just want to do it with her.
by hspence February 19, 2007
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ballon

a ballon is a balloon
(as seen in the description of apex
Jesibelle: "Have you seen my new ballon?"
Orwell: "That is totally apex!"
by Sharkdog September 5, 2003
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Balllover

When two kids meet at a strip club in hopes of making bumpin sweet poops back and forth.
"Jimmy: I can't wait to meet up with sam tonight. We promised we would poop back and forth forever."

"Sam: I promised to Balllover today with jimmy. Ugh"
by Jhonny rappleseed October 25, 2009
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hot air balloon

The act of placing one's scrotal sac in the mouth of a sleeping individual and proceeding to strech the excess scrotal skin over the nostrils of the person creating an air-tight seal thus filling the strechable skin with hot air creating a balloon affect.
I totally gave susan the hot air balloon last night when she was sleeping.
by asabrown13 December 18, 2008
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prostate balloon

When your assfucking a girl, and she farts. The stank-ass fart goes up your dickhole and into your prostate, inflating it like a balloon.
I knew I should'nt have gotten her a second helping at taco bell... that bitch gave me the worst prostate balloon ive ever had!
by TZ January 7, 2005
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Bulgarian Womb Balloon

The act of peeing into a used condom while still in the vagina of an unsuspecting woman. The penis is carefully extracted, and the urine and semen-filled condom is tied off (like a water balloon), and left inside the vagina.
Vlad distracted Amy with smalltalk as he fidgeted with the condom after sex. He was finishing off his Bulgarian Womb Balloon, and her long fingernails would be poorly suited extracting it.
by Vaginal McPube March 13, 2013
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