Anal Breach

When a person bends down durring sex, or any other activity involving one's nakedness and inadvertantly lets something find its way into their anus, causing much pain and discomfort.

"Ohh shit dude, I just had an anal breach"

"Ohhh daizmn you got one bad ass anal breach right there"

Anal Breach by Sir Tews the Third of Pennsylvania, Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

Anal Sex 

Being fucked in the ass. Having a penis or a dildo stuck up your ass.

1. I love shoving dildos up my ass, especially vibrators
2. I had anal sex with my gf last night.

Anal Sex by Awesome Sex Freak December 23, 2007

anal pie

when the anus is filled with sperm from the penis. anal pies range in size from asian male to giant horse dick load

That horse left a massive anal pie in her butthole.

anal pie by G Feezy February 8, 2009

anal seepage 

n. the leakage or unprecedented discharge of rectal fluids often following the consumption of violent foodstuffs or the rammage of objects unto the anal cavity.

"hath thou anal seepage, young Ulberth?"
"aye, i 'ave but eaten a rat curry with my daily doseage of bumming action with ye town cryer's brother, Borfred."

anal seepage by Matt Roberts December 10, 2004

anal predator

a gay male who constantly harrasses straight men for the sole purpose of fulfilling his lust of having a tight anus around his throbbing predatious cock.

"Man that guy is such an anal predator"
"I know he will help you understand every meaning of the word 'pain.'"

anal predator by Mike Bravo December 26, 2006

anal tissue 

A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.

<wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.

anal tissue by Mark Shackelford June 4, 2007

anal corkscrew 

To insert penis anally and spin partner. Make sure you spin your partner hard or you will have a broken corkscrew.

"We thought we would try something, new so I gave her an anal corkscrew. She was so dizzy she spun her face right into my donkey punch."

anal corkscrew by Mike Boo April 19, 2008