About a dicks length

Anywhere from 5.5-12 inches apart

Boss: HEY I NEED THESE CRATES ABOUT A DICKS LENGTH APART!
Worker1: How do we determine that?

Worker2: Really Kyle?
Worker1: Really really bro.
Worker2: Just estimate accordingly
***workers finish***

All different sizes
Worker3: Damn daquan that can't be right that's nearly 12 inches!
Boss: (cracks up)

by tuggertugger September 23, 2015

About to goof

What Goofy says as he releases his climatic cream, following sexual intercourse.

Goofy pushed his dong rocket deep into mini mouse's lovin' oven as he grabbed her big mouse ears. " YUHUK, I'm about to GOOF" said Goofy as his penis released a huge tsunami of jizz in Mini's snatch.

by CFJ4 May 18, 2019

abouta

About to,

I’m abouta go to the store

by Show81 November 19, 2021

Alutaps

Small dining utensils used for those who want to lick the bowl but know they can't.

Rubber head cutlery used to get the most from small sauce dishes that are offered up as condiments.

Can I please have another alutaps for my sauces.

by SimonSparkie February 12, 2022

Ablundant

To be unknowing, unsure, and oblivious on common subjects; dumb or mentally challange

“Jonas stop being ablundant”

by Reid0831 September 22, 2023

Ablundent

To be unknowing, unsure, and oblivious of a discussions common subject.

The ablundent child named Jonas was unaware of what the group was chatting about because he was being dumb.

by Ablundent September 22, 2023

porkin' about

when someone has put on a lot of weight recently and instead of walking they waddle slightly.

amy: 'i saw paul in tesco's last night, porkin' about'

anna: 'i've seen him before, porkin' about the park'

by tatieirregular October 18, 2009