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cup of joe

by Andy May 6, 2003
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milky joe

Immortalised by TV show the mighty boosh, a milky joe is a coconut with a face drawn on it, on a stick, with a tea cloth for clothes. In the boosh episode, Howard and vince are marooned on a desert island, and eventually have no friends but milky joes. but they soon find it was all a dream from drinking too much cocnut milk
1. Extract from mighty boosh
Howard: please get me a word with precious
vince: Haven't you got milky joe
howard: the mans an arse!

2.
person1: WTF is that?
person2: this, my friend, is a milky joe!
by Leeko22Arsenal January 6, 2008
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Who is Joe?

When someone asks "Who is Joe?" the respondent will usually reply with "Joe Momma". However, on very rare occasions, the respondent will reply with "Joerock Obama", upon hearing this word the questioner and the respondent will immediately shit and piss them self.
Pewdiepie "Who is Joe?"

Cr1tikal "Joerock Obama"

Pewdiepie: *Immediately shits and pisses self"

Cr1tikal: *also immediately shits and pisses self"
by Phinlorian November 20, 2020
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Joe Rogan

by Moochie Welch December 30, 2020
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Joe Hoe

Girls (and some boys) who are sexually, physically, and emotionally attracted to Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. They are usually fans of all three boys.

"Hoe" was chosen because it rhymes with Joe.
That Taylor was a total Joe Hoe.
by lovely1joehoe May 6, 2011
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Joe Chaney

That guy that does all that crazy shit. You know, the Snapple addict? He's basically a real version of Dwight Schrute from The Office.
You don't get a name like Joe Chaney at birth, you have to EARN it.
by thatguy099870879 May 2, 2010
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joe vetter

To call and say ya i'm coming over and not show up.

Or otherwise formally known of the pussy from way back.
To be very pussy whipped and hangout with high school friends.
Me - Hey wanna come over?

Joe Blow - Ya i'll be there man.

2 hours later

Me - hey what happened to that guy that was coming over?
Joe Blow - i said i might and im with my woman.
Me - thanks dude. I've been joe vetter'd.
by baysinger36 June 21, 2010
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